Yes, there’s something nice about not having a care in the world, about not worrying what other people think, about doing what you want to do. However, I’m going to draw my line in the sand because if you don’t care about what your attire is doing to my eyes then please don’t show it [...]
As a new stinger operation, we have deployed mirrors onto the slopes and it seems we have snared ourselves a little treat. This guy took one look at himself and broke down. He started praying to the heavens that he might receive some help but I don’t think that’s going to happen. This bloke has [...]
Breckenridge; The home of winter sports, the home of snow. There’s always a bad apple and they never fall far from the tree. Luckily for this person, they’ve had the good sense to cover their face so that people will not be able to identify the suspect. If you are going to be wearing something [...]
There have been outfits thrown around the evidence locker at Fashion Police HQ but we’ve never seen an outfit that had actually matched the ski that was being worn. Not only that but it matches the mono-ski. Holy shit I hear you say. Holy shit indeed!
This screwdriver has actually bought a one piece that matches [...]
After the internet stunningly broke down in my vicinity I’ve decided you won’t be treated to a mega rant this week.
Yes, this is a snowboarder and she seems to be wearing something that’s a mix between aboriginal art (thanks Bryn) and a 2 year-old’s vomit scribble, Blue Peter badge earning art piece, drawn all over [...]
This one caused a bit of fuss in the Whitelines Towers. Not only is he assuming the position but he’s a got a graphic that inspired the Beastie Boys to write a bit of a blockbuster song. I’ve seen better road-kill!
I hear Iran have started a space programme and have started firing animals into [...]
You know how it is, you walk down the aisles of TK Maxx trying to find yourself a hip, cheap one piece for the annual skiing trip. What’s this? A delightful pink number? Oh but wait, there’s a blue one too. You just can’t decide which colour to get. Luckily enough, you have a friend [...]
Stuck at work pining for the snow? Every Friday from September through to April, we share a powder-laden picture from the Whitelines archives and give a heads-up on what’s going on in the snowboarding world.