The alps will never be the same
When we were sent this picture, we all had a good look. It was only after a good few views that it dawned on me how bad this image actually is. OK, fair enough that guy looks like quite the black & decker in the tool box of life but have a look around. I thought, “what a d*ck. Not only has he chosen to dress like that it also cannot be faked because he’s surrounded by so much normality.”
How wrong I was. Look around him and you’ll see he’s far from surrounded by normality which actually ADDS to the validity of this picture. Mate, you are a collossal (add insult here). And your friends, if they are your friends, need help too. If they aren’t, then here comes the biggest shit storm the alps has ever seen.
It’s like he’s the sun of shit one pieces and everyone else is just an orbiting moron.
Photo: Matthew Gaunt
Tags: alps, fashion police, horror, tool
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Halloween was LAST week dude!
hypocritical woz ere.. have you seen a snowboard catalogue lately? new vomit inducing colourways everywhere. i see analog was trying to bring back one pieces in yellow! so go easy on this poor kid wearing his dads hand me downs. haters
Picture him doing a 900 tailgrab, how cool would’nt that be? I love this style, it’s what I call steez!
I can’t tell, is that duct tape holding that onesy together? If so it only lends to the cred that this guys rides 100 days per season. One pieces are so HOT right now.
I might add, it’s hard to resist the urge to buy a whole new kit every year. If I could only wear the same gear from year to year…
Dudes, snowboarding is full of shit fashion too. My one complaint of snowboarding is it’s far too materialistic. Fuck fashion, just shred!
Agreeing wholeheartedly with Timbase – snowboard clothing has for the most part been utter wank since 2002.