Leaving your mic on can be dangerous… just ask Andy Gray or Gordon Brown. Obviously Halldor Helgason doesn’t follow what goes on in the papers, otherwise he’d have known better than to keep talking here. Still, this filth is pretty funny… all you have to do is imagine what fills in the blanks!
Tristan first stepped on a snowboard at the age of 12, and (despite being a bit rubbish) has made a point of riding as often as possible since. He joined Whitelines in 2009, and writes, shoots, films and edits for both the magazine and the website. Having headed up the team in charge of the Whitelines Buyers' Guide for the past four seasons knows more about the geeky side of snowboard kit than anyone should ever have to know.